wierd conversation

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Yesterday as we were walking across the parking lot, Jed looked down and said to me, "Mom, don't step on the line or you're break your father's spine."

Mama: "But Jed, my dad is already dead."
Jed: "Yeah, but mom, his skeleton probably has a spine, doesn't it?"
Mama: "Actually, Grampa Woody was cremated, remember? He doesn't really have a skeleton any more."
Jed: "Good point mom. I guess his spine is already broken. (he continues to think for a moment.....) Okay. I suppose you can step on all the lines you want."

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